Mechanically separated chicken

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 12/07/2019 at 20:11 • Filed to: None

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How do you serve these?

Are they really from Vienna?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/07/2019 at 20:18

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I think people only buy it because they’re broke and that’s just about the che apest form of protein there is.

PowderHound > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/07/2019 at 20:23

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Serve them straight out of the can

sony1492 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/07/2019 at 20:24

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As a kid we had them as a treat......probably because my parents were broke

Gerry197 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/07/2019 at 20:26

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Love them, two ways that taste good. One is to take them out and drain, then fry up lightly and eat with white rice or bread. Cook a couple of eggs as well.

Another way is to put them in a bowl with the liquid its packed in, microwave for 45 seconds. Then drain and eat.  They are pretty tasty that way as well.  Again eat with either white rice, bread and some eggs over easy. 

Gerry197 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/07/2019 at 20:26

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My X-type is too a real Jaguar > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/07/2019 at 20:31

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Back before dehydrated camping food was readily available, economical and edible, they were a backpacking staple. 

SiennaMan > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/07/2019 at 20:35

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I thought the traditional way was with a plastic fork.  Pop top, consume, drink something to wash it down, hope you can find a better meal next time around. 

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/07/2019 at 20:44

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But what about black beans 

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > Gerry197 12/07/2019 at 20:45

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I was with you until the nuking them part. Trash meats are usually excellent fried, like bacon but somehow worse in the best way

fhrblig > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/07/2019 at 20:49

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They are kind of gross out of the can.  They have this mealy taste I can’t stand.  Heated up they’re ok, but I’d rather have some Li’l Smokies.

Urambo Tauro > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/07/2019 at 20:52

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Gerry197 > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 12/07/2019 at 21:05

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Oh I hear ya, but for Libby brand Vienna, they do amazing in the microwave.  Try it one day, you will be impressed, the liquid and the heat does something to them.  

SmugAardvark > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/07/2019 at 21:07

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How do you serve these?

Step 1: Pour directly into mouth.

Step 2: Chase with malt liquor.

Step 3: ????

Step 4: Diarrhea .

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > SmugAardvark 12/07/2019 at 21:25

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This is good oppo now.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > PowderHound 12/07/2019 at 21:26

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I’m gonna eat them cold on the chair lift.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > fhrblig 12/07/2019 at 21:26

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I had some deer turned into lil smokies, but I don’t think that is the same thing.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/07/2019 at 21:32

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gin-san - shitpost specialist > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/07/2019 at 21:42

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I wonder if you can batter them and turn them into little vienna corndogs. 

facw > gin-san - shitpost specialist 12/07/2019 at 21:57

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I’d do some pigs in a blanket sort of thing:

https://cookpad.com/uk/recipes/3221958-sausage-rolls-with-homemade-puff-pastry

Or a more literal approach:

PowderHound > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/07/2019 at 22:29

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Pocket meat snacks are a must

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/07/2019 at 22:29

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That and spam are very popular in Hawaii, mixed into all kinds of plate lunches, fried rice.... Gout and diabetes, aloha! 

ttyymmnn > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/07/2019 at 22:31

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Straight out of the can , with your fingers. Though the first one might require a fourth to extricate. Those remain a guilty pleasure. 

ttyymmnn > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/07/2019 at 22:33

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Mechanically separated chicken.

“...meat paste of good fineness.”  The captions for this video are all kinds of awesome.

thatsmr > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/07/2019 at 23:24

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In Georgia they used to pronounce this vie-eena. Just drop the 20 cents extra for canned tuna

Brickman > SmugAardvark 12/07/2019 at 23:54

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Step 3 is upchucking over the toilet. :P